But they’re so
cute and fluffy! you might say.
LIES! Subterfuge!
Misdirection! It’s a worldwide conspiracy of National Geographic preportions. All
the monkeys are in on it. That whole cute fuzzy thing is an act. The monkeys
are plotting to take over the world one banana at a time! Look out!
What’s with crazy?
you might wonder.
Because I got
attacked! Again! Ok, well not attacked, that’s a bit much. But one fuzzy little
bastard stole my glasses. What does a monkey need corrected vision for? You seen
one tree you seen ‘em all. There I was, quietly photographing a monkey eating a
potato, when the furry perpetrator pulled a classic Kansas City Shuffle and
makes off with my glasses.
It took a
slingshot and a cemetery to get them back. But that’s a story for another time.
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